REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
- Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
- Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
- Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
- Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and you catch each other off guard.
- Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
- Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?
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Made for the #carmillapocalypse— I started watching this show last week and I love it! I really hope that there’ll be a second season.
IN WHICH CARMILLA TOTALLY WANTS TO GO MAKE OUT AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE (x)
You know, every other show I watch I think “could be gayer.” Except Carmilla. Carmilla wins the gay they out gay themselves I’m just like “how did you make that gayer how is that possible.” 5 for you Carmilla you go Carmilla.
Let it be known that on this day (October 16th, 2014), queer women everywhere switched their feminine hygiene products brand to U by Kotex, because of a show about a lesbian vampire.
You were really hitting on me?
Could you just stake me now cause I think that would be less mortifying than this conversation
Aren’t you practically dating your TA?