what’s dragon age about
punching dragons in the face
Crying about mages
I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.
I think that’s lovely.
in fanfiction we don’t say “i love you”, we say “here is your OTP shoving their fist up each other’s asses”.
Fall-Winter 2014/15 Haute Couture CHANEL Show (x)
- 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
- one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass
there is no inbetween
I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.
Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿
HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.
But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.
Concept Art of Lara Croft for Tomb Raider: Underworld by Ben Shafer
Bioware romance panel. Let the insanity begin.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
I want a protective Iron Bull asking my Inquisitor if they’re comfortable with the idea of being physically intimate with a massive qunari and then I want the dialogue option of “this ain’t my first rodeo”